i made this site bc i was bored 1 day and i decidedc i wanted 2 hav a website!!!
yr gonna find mostkly 2hu and voclaoid stuff on here, and maybe sum anime if i feel liek it, and maybe some othr thingz
konnichiwa, my name is clam hanson!! i love touhou and vocaloid!! take it easy!!
she/her, 18, winner of TIME magazine's "Most Pathetic Girl" award for the past 5 years
here is a picture of me
here is a song that describes me
i live on the unit circle, at a 60 degree angle
vocaloid, antoha mc, beastie boys (like, oh my god i love them), run-dmc, beach boys, sex pistols, buzzcocks, the boys, ween, weezer (uh oh LMAO), ABBA, agent orange, alice gas, hanatarash
Deliver Us because its like, art, and Spingleblab gets a horrible new job because everytime i watch it i fuckin lmao my ass off lol. also Link ordered a bomb, originally called "Youtube Poop - BILLY MAYS IS EVIL" because i used to watch it all the time when i was younger and its so goddamn funny
kitties n bunnies, makin mixtapes, sweing, knitting, drawin anime bunnygirls, beastie boys (big emphasis yknow), ruminating, making OC, pokemon but i also hate pokemon, shitposting
tomatoes, potatoes, and cheese. brie and camambert are fine, but they're on thin ice!
taken from here
What were you doing at 11 last night?
uhhh sleeping i think....
Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?
YEA!!!!!! WE'RE BFFS 5 EVER!!!
What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of?
hmmm..... probably homemade meatballs.... my makes those fukin amazing man...
What's the craziest thing you've done?
EGG RAID ON **** ****. but it was a single egg in his drivewya. there's proabbly other things but they're quasi-legal
Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say?
i freak out bcuz im on the seconf floor
Funniest thing that happened in the last 24 hours?
TRUMP CORONA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO talk about ironic!!!
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Would you change yourself for the person you love?
depends on what it is. smalll habits maybe, like uh.... idk
Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
no it was from my ma
Would you kiss anyone you have texts from in your phone?
Do you find drinking unattractive?
man i dont fackin know....
When was the last time something bothered you?
this morning, it was my alarm
Do you know how to work a computer well??
yea pretty well, i can do a few hackerman tricks in command promt (its just youtube-dl and ffmpeg so idk if that counts lmao)
To who did you last give the finger to?
my brother cuz he was bein a prick
Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
good question, idk. i sit like shinji in the chair and agonize over every desicion i make
Six months ago, can you remember who you liked, who was it?
when was six months ago.... APRIL??!?!?!? yea its the girlie i was talkin about here and im still in love w/ her (hope she int reading this lmaooooooo)
Do you like to hold hands?
yea its nice
Anything embarrassing happen today?
surprisingly no. some dumb fucks might say napping for 5 hours is "embarrassing" but they can fuck off
Would you ever go on a game show if you were offered?
no i'd want to but ik i'd be too nervous and fuck everything up
What does your phone do when it receives a new text?
beeps twice. my old fone could customize its notif sounds, but this one cant ;_;
Has anyone ever done mean things to you while you were sleeping?
no, praise god
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
no i dont have anyone i tell everythig to. this website isnt a person LMAOOOOOOO
Would you rather be at the beach or lake?
thats the same thing in michigan so uh.... both?
Last thing you spent money on?
candy at speedway........... he wasnt there ;_;
What are you doing after this?
idk, sleeping maybe
Your song of the week?
well i've had "push th little daisies" by ween stufck in my head all week, so that ig. also "henry ford" from ragtime was stuck in my head, so that too
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Are you happy with the choices you've made?
mostly yes but the ones im not happy with really fuck me up
I bet you miss someone, huh?
speedway cashier......... ;_;
Would you rather be forced to eat 100 bananas or 100 apples?
100 apples man, i fuckin love apples
Have you dated the person you texted last?
dont even have to check to know the answer is def no
Is good grammar attractive?
i dont fackin know
Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
YEA!!!!!! I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!
Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
yea, and its funny i know 2 non-beastie boy Mike D's. one is a fuckin prick can't stand that bastard.
What is today's date?
1:34 am 10/3/20
Who was the last person to call you baby?
Has anyone ever sang to you?
yea but it was like, for theatre, so probably not in the way the quesion was asking
What is your favorite color?
pink or light blue
What color are your eyes?
How tall are you?
idk. ill go for nice numbers and say 5'5
What do you have planned for tonight?
finishing this and sleeping
If you could have one wish right now what would it be?
i wish i had psychic powers
When is your birthday?
Do you want to get married and have children one day?
no. i cant imagine it ever happpening
Who is the 9th contact in your phone?
Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, would you?
uhhhhhh idk. i cant think of anyone rihth now
Could you go a day without eating?
def bcuz i forget to eat
Did your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decision?
idk..... i just kinda went ig.
What are you excited for?
Did anyone see you kiss that last person you kissed?
kissed my parents goodnight, yea probably
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
yea i talk to my parents all da time
Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now?
i'd want to say yes but i know i'd be a nervous wreck and be freaking out all da time.
What are you listening to now?
What woke you up today?
GOOD MORNING USAAAAAAAAA, I GOT THE FEELING THAT ITS GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAYYYYYYYY
Would you take someone back if they cheated on you?
Have you ever dyed your hair?
no bcuz im scared i wont like it bcuz im a nervous wreck
Who was the last person you have a missed call from?
Where was your default picture taken?
uh...... no pfps on neocities....
How many windows are open on your computer?
just firefox with 3 tabs
Anything you really want?
fumos, pretty dresses, motivation to make those pretty dresses, crab cakes
How many pillows do you sleep with?
Can you have more than one best friend?
What was last thing you drank?
How many pets do you have?
What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Who last texted you?
Who did you last text?
one of my amigos
Do you know anyone whose pregnant?
What do you want right now?
taken from here
clam genevive hanson (LMAO as if!! nice pseudonym)
uh.... clam hanson?
Where Do You Live Now?
ma and dad :^)
one (1) older brother
uhhh..... STUPID!!!!! i cant figure out what i look like though
Favorite TV Show(s)
azumanga daioh and neon genesis evangelion
Favorite Kind(s) Of Music
BEASTIE BOYS AAAAAA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! or ween im really into ween
the mask, end of evangelion, ponyo, the spongebob movie (the first one)
lmao didnt they ever teach you to not give that out online??
michigan tech because my ma wants me to go there, so i might as well. also i HEAVILY fw copper country. fuckin love it up there
cowboy. but if that doesnt work out, park ranger. but if that doesnt work out, mathematician
BBJ, A.M, C.P, S.H, K.M, B.H, A.A, K.G
hmmmmm...... licorice, milk dudz, uhhh idk what else. swedish fish but they make my teeth hurt
sewing, riding my bike around, musical theatre, this website, ms paint doodles, touhou, rotting in my room, history and antrhopology
Things You Collect
fumos, records, god thats about it ;_;
Do You Have A Personal Phone Line
???? is that like a phone number???? no ig
Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex?
a kind heart :^)
Any Tattoos And Where Of What?
none but i want one that says "cheesed to meet you"
Piercing(s) And Where?
just my earlobes
What Do You Sleep in?
summer: big big big shirt with mario pajama pants. winter: sweatshirt with those same mario pajama pants
Do you like Chain Letters
"in 80 years its not gonna matter". but tbh it was a double-edged sword bcuz now i dont fucking care if i fuck something up bcuz its not gonna matter. but i also dont stress about it.
P-A-R-T-WHY????????? BECAUSE I GOTTA!!!!!!!!!!!
Non-sport Activity You Enjoy
trueno AE-86, DUH!!!!!!
Favorite Thing To Do In Spring
ride my bike, but tbh spring is the worst season.
What's Your Bedtime
i usually go 2 bed at like, 11. but sometimes not
Where Do You Shop?
Coke or Pepsi
WHATAFUK IS DA DIFFERENCE????? but pepsi sounds like penis so that LMAOOOOOOO
Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?
satori komeiji outfit
Favorite Subject(s) In School?
maffs, innit luv? only fucking class i can stand doing online
pink or light blue
Favorite People To Talk To Online
i dont talk to ppl online bcuz i get nervous ;_;
Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper?
fuck both of them. GINGER ALE GANG WYA???
Do You Shave?
can't be assed to
Favorite Vacation Spot(s)
keweenaw peninsula bcuz when i went there i rode my bike down this massive fucking hill and it was the last time i felt alive
Favorite Family Member(s)
uhhhh all of them
Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid?
whatafuk is a paint chip
Favorite CD you own
phineas and ferb soundtrack
The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most
homemade meatballs, or crab cakes
Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?
What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?
fuck salad dressing
When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes?
ashes ig, man i never thought about
Do You Believe In Aliens?
hell yea dude. we gotta kill them to prevent them from reaching terminal dogma
If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?
professionally sit in my room and rot away. or mathematics
Things You Obsess Over
touhou, beastie boys, evangelion
Favorite Day of the Week
none of them i fucking hate all of them.
A Teacher You Hate
ap lang teacher.
Favorite Disney Movie
uhhh da little mermaid bcuz i wanna be ariel. or da emperors new groove
What Is Your Favorite Season?
fall or winter i cant decide
What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza?
olives n bebberoni :-DDDDDD
Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food)
no but the fries are fuckin great
If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live?
in da middle of nowhere, upper peninsula
Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends
sit in my room and waste away
5, 16, 17, 18, 21, 1041, all multiples of 3
Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s)
What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?
SPEEDWAY CASHIERS ;_;
What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?
when i was out helping my ma at her studio, we went to a record shop afterwards, so i bought "tougher than leather" by run-dmc, and the guy at the register asked "do you want it back?" and i said "???" and he said "do you want it back?" and i said "???" and my ma said "he's asking if you want a bag" and i felt like a fucking dumbass
If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be?
no more obsessions with appearances, literal and metaphorical
Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush First?
uh........ both bcuz tbh i dont really think about that
Favorite Time of Day
night and its cold and the orange street lights..... downright sugoi
Can A Guy and Girl Be Just "Best Friends?"
yea sure man, i dont fucking care
Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?
wait because i'm too fucking stupid to notice signs
What's The Most Important thing In Someone's Personality
being nice :^)
Do you have a pager or cell phone?
figure skating but i only care about it during the olympics
What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received?
How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?
half the ragtime soundtrack
What Did You Listen To While Completing It?
Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)?
Don't u just hate how psychics never win the lottery?
yea sure dude, whatever you say man