Archives!!!

Okay so this is where I'm going to put posts that are old! (becasue they clutter up the homepage amirite?! XD) (also the posts get newer as you go down)

also if u wanna see old fumo pics, pls click kaguya

So if your new and want the history of my website then look here! It's really cool!

4/19/17

So my friend had insparationil messages 4 u guys and i'll post them on my "inspire" page!!!!!!

5/1/17

Wow! over 3000 views! Sugoiii~! Arigatou!


5/16/17

>.< gomenasai! I haven't updated in forever!! gomenasai!!!


6/27/17

Okay so a few days ago was my birthday and I got a hatsune miku doll and it's sooo kawaii!!

Also, I use firefox as my browser, right? so when i'm editing my site, the audio files won't load. However, when i go on internet edge, it works fine. so I'm wondering if anyone else has this problem? or no?

I mean yea you wouldn't be able to tell me because there's no comment box on this site because i don't think neocities supports php. but whatever ^.^


6/28/17

Okay so I found out that .mp3 files won't work on firefox's audio tag so................ GOMENASAI! X3


7/11/17

AAAAAAAAA I JUST GOT A COMMENTS THING/GUESTBOOK TO WORK >.< it looks soooo kawaii desu and you neeeed to totally say somehting on there!!! say anything watashi dont care at all! arigatou soo much!!!

7/19/19

>.< sugoii!! i just found a playlist with some of my favourite vocaloid songs! u can fndi thje link on my "vocaloid" paghe!!!!


7/30/17

omg hachi just amade a news song about how vbocaloid is dying and all my reaction is: liek watashi doesn't think that vocaloid is dyign at all and miku-chan and meiko-chan and rin-chan and teto-chan and len-kyun i'll stay w/ you forever!!

8/20/17

okay so the new buttoin there on my websitye it for my friends and i to talk about things don;t worry you guise have one too!!! it's the kawaii guestbook rember? XD


10/9/17

Okay so frist of all gomenasai!!!!! I havent updated my site in forevers!!! If you guyz want the whole story, well it's because my school is abaka and blocked neocities!!!!! so i haven't ben able to update my site because my school blocked neocities! *mutters under breath* ..baka...

Also it's almost hallowenn so i am going to be kasane teto 4 hallowwen bc she is a cute! A CUTE!

One last thing!!~ I added arhicves so any of you new people to the website can see it's history!!


11/30/17

gomenesai!!!!!!! it probbly seems liek i havent been wokring on my website at all, but tryst me i have! i have been wroking on the anime page and working on a special secret page i will reveal when it is 12/4/16!! bc that is my websites birthday! it will be a really cool celebarino! I cant wait!

also arigatou soooooo much for 5,000! views! it's halfway to 10,000 views!! arigatou to every1 who is reading this and who comes back reuglarty to see my sugoi website!! XD


12/4/17

OMGG!!! today it is the my websites first birthday and i am really happy! to celebrate, i made some ramen with my nekos ^.^!!! my nekos are sooo kawaii and i daisuki them soo much!!! i daisuki it when they go nya~ its super kawaii desu!!!


12/21/17

okieee sooooo........ when i said i would have a special new page for the site's bday..... it kinda isnt done yet XP so watashi has to work on that some more b4 i can show it you guize!!!!!!!! gomesai gozaiumas!!! :PP

anyway another reason why i havent been updating recently is that i hav been SUUUUUUUUUPer buzy the last few weeksbeucae i had to study for my exams at school (the school the bloked neocities, those BAKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) anyway so yea i have been studying alot and i havnt had time 2 work on my site and i have also been sick with a cold so i spent the klast few days being sick

BUT! i will be adding alot of new sites this week bc it is....... CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!!! omg i am like, soooooo exsited because iasked 4 vocaloid stuff 4 christmas and it's going to be soooooo kawaii when i get it! ialso asked 4 a matroskha doll because ofthe song martoshka by hachi!!!!!!! the one with hatsune miku and gumi!!!!!!


12/24/17

So i have been working on a touhou poage 4 a while nao.... and finially watashi decided to open it up 2 u guize!!!! so on my touhou page, i will talk about stuff liek my fav charatcers, fav soundtracks, fav games, etc! pls have fun and rember happy day!! XD


12/28/17

i added a page for the archives of old vocaloid songs of the week!! but it isnt on thje archives page it is on its own speicla page that u can get 2 from the vcoaloid page!!


1/18/18

I AM STILL ALIVE!!!! lol gomenasai for not updating alot recently i was suuuuuuuuuper busy at school and with school. but don't worry okiez?? i will update more often i PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!

also i added moar voclaoid songs for my fav vocalod songs bc i have found alot more sugoi voclaoid songs!! XP


1/21/18

7,000 views!!!!!! i cannot thank all of you enough! we're soo close to 10,000 views! idk what i'll do when that happens, but it'll be special! trust me! anyway, thank you again! this actually means alot to me... but i can't get emotiuonal now... wait for 10,000 views ;)

o ya i forgot to mention i have added music on the site! there will be a special page for all of the credits for the music!


2/21/18

OMG OMG OMG we're at 8,000 views rn!!!!! i'm so excited!! only 2,000 views away fropm 10,000 views!!!!! arigatou sooo much every1 of you!!!

uhh.. gomenasai ^.^" i screwed something up so for a while you couldn't read any of the text on this page... SORRY! but nao i fixed it!

Also i added a button to my site!! it's on the very bottom or the site, and you're welcome to use it, please just link to my site!

also yesterday i added stuff to the anime and touhou page, so go check that out if you like touhou or anime!!


2/23/18

i added my fav touhou games to the touhou page and a new vocaloid ship to the vocaloid page, so go look at that if you liek touhou or vocaloid!


2/24/18

today is a very special day.......... do u know why???? because its estonia's 100th independence day!!!!!!!!!! yea ik japan is sugoi BUT i also rlly love estonia alot! their flag is soo cool! to any estonians reading this: happy independence day!!!!!!


3/16/18

GOMEN~!! >.< i havent updated in liek, a bajollion moths!!!!! i just havent been able to think of anuything to add 2 here 4 a while.... an i realized that i just couldnt post a "gomen for not updating" thing an then not update forever!!!!!!! but anyway.............. i updated the vocaloid song archives, and added a new vocaloid song of the week, so pls look at that!!!!!!


3/17/18

Okie so ive just had an idea rite???? so what im going to try 2 do is translate my site into german!!!!!! so theres going to be a copy of this site ,but in german!!! why am i doing this???? 1) it gives me sumting 2 do and b) i want lots of people to be able to read my site!!!!!!!!!! anhyway........ when im done w/ german, i'll probably do either french, sapnish, or japanese!!!!! wish mee luck! (and btw........ the german wont be very good bc i dont speak german........ so im using google transalet ((yea ik it sucks but it takes a long time to learn another language.)) so if any of you know german and find something rlly wrong, ples tell me!!! arigatou!


1 moar thing: this page, index.html, will become the page wher u choose ur language. i have a new page (home.html) where all of the original index.html will be, so dont worry nun of this will be gone!


1 last thing, for real this time.......... if you have any objections to translating the site, speak now or forever hold your peace!


3/18/18

finally, i fnished translating the site into german!! if there's any germany characters that dont show up properly, or if i forgot to translate something, please tell me!! arigatou!


3/30/18

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my site reached 10,000 views!!! when i started this site back in 2016, i never thought i would reach this many views!!! but look where it is nao!!!!! I want to thank all of you very much 4 continuing to read my page, it rlly means alot to me :') so once again thank you so much!


o and... btw i added something on my vocaloid page about vocaloidotaku


4/12/18

okie so i think i'm gonna change the music on this site just 2 refresh it!! you can find the sources on my credits page!


4/16/18

so i fixed the touhou page! i always thought it looked ugly, and it still looks ugly, but just a little bit less! ill prolly fix it moar in the future


4/20/18

alice just arrived!!!!!!! look on my touhou page for sum kawaii desu picturs of her!!!!!!!


4/25/18

okie so for the next few dayz i think that im gonna be doing alot of small updates thruout the site, so bc theres alot of small updates, im not gonna write down all of them (besided this 1 ofcouse XD), so just stay tuned okie??? arigatou!!!


5/1/18

i just made a new, kawaii desu button 4 mai site!!!! im still gonna keep the old one just incase sum1 wantz 2 use it,but tbh i think that the new 1 looks way moar sugoi!


5/16/18

added hina spinning to my about page, thats it thou... i just havent been abel 2 fnd sum ideas 4 my site, so im prolly gonna take a chibi (japanese 4 small) break frm updating for awhile........................ idk when ill start updating agin.... GOMENASAI!!!!!! XP dont worrt tho im not gonna stop updating this site bc im like, rlly proud of this site. just hibernating 4 a while!!!!


6/8/18

okie! i'm (kinda) out of hibernation! and i made a new page!! its basically where i put comfy things/some feels. hopefully its gonna be nice!!! also added a happy day yuuka favicon! also i did alot of more chibi updates wch i 4got about so im not going 2 list them, duh!


6/28/18 and 6/29/18

soooooooooooooooooo uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................... i've been kinda thiniking... to like... redesign the site or something. its not gonna be something huge, but like....... man idk. like i've just been 101% STUCC w/ what 2 do w/ the site....... like idk what to put on here. i mean like w/ my vocaloid and touhou pages, there's an ammount of stuff on there... but like, okay so my touhou page 4 example, i've got some stuff on there, but it's all basic stuff y'know, fav characters, games, and music tracks. i feel like there's not enough original content on there. I guess original content isn't the right word, but like i want there to be more on that page other than characters, games, and music tracks. i also guess the touhou page is the wrong place to apply this, i just want more original content on the site overall. but the problem is idk how to do this. the comfy page is like...... kinda this but i want more oc. the comfy page... i like it but at the same time i feel like it could be a kbglibillion times better. but like i want to have something original on here. I mean i have the vocaloid songs of the """"""""""week"""""""""", and i suppose thats also semi-original, but i haven't been doing that for a kbglibillion years. i suppose what i'm trying to say is that i want something that people will come back 2 my site for, something that has some value and reasons to visit. i want to have something thats like.... dynamic. i think what i mean by that is like, something INTERESTING, y'know?? what do i have on here thats of value?? i mean like if you're a fan of touhou, then the 2hu page might be of value, bc last time i checc'd, there aren't alot of 2hu fansites. i mean you have moriya shrine and gensokyo.org, but not much else. i suppose i want to CONTRIBUTE SOME OC TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY, but idk what to contribute. i mean like i sew plush dolls and i could put them on my site 4 ppl 2 buy, and idk about yalls but thats some pretty original content... but at the same time like.... idk man. what does this have to do w/ redesigning the site???? idk, but this just went on a tangent. so yea, i might redesign my site, maybe not tho, bc idk what to redesign it to........ SO if any of yalls have any idea on what 2 do... plz tell me!!!!

also 4 my birthday i got a kawaii suwako hat!!! ^.^


6/30/18

so i just went 2 a convention 4 japanese stuff, and i mean nothing too big happend ther.. but i did buy a youmu plush!!!! tbh they had like, no 2hu stuff there.... but i did find some 2hu stuff. anway, its not a fumo, bc they didnt have any fumos there, but it is pretty kawaii!!!


7/1/18

its alredy july!! thats crazy 2 think abt!!! and i forgot to say rabbit rabbit, as always. anyway... today is canada day, so uh happy canada day 4 canadaians reading this rn, evn tho i dont live in canada, but whatevs!!!!!

so rn it's a kbglibillion degrees (88 degrees) and right nao theres an "excessive heat warning" for my area, so i think im gonna sleep in my freezr tonite!

one last thinbg, ive decided 2 start redesigning my site. dont worry, i'll archive the current layout when im done sooo yea.


7/4/18

yooo so its 4th on july today and its a kbglibillion degrees right nao. i went to a parade w/ my tomodachi, and ya we got lots of candy. anyway, i just found somethin RLLY important!!! i found the TRUE despacito 2

also im gonna take off my old button, so ya just a heads up. if yu wanna use it, it will be on my archives page!!


7/15/18

whoops i was gone 4 a week in florida!!! anyway, i notiecd that the sites gone past 20,000 views!!!!!!! it seemsa like just yesterdya we reached 10,000 views!!!! i hope that i can continue to make this websiet looong in2 the future!! arigatou gozaimasu!!!!

also i've added a section on the 2hu page about the coolest touhous! rn theres only mokou, but im gonna add a few more soon!!!

1 last thing..... the world cup finals are 2day!!!!! i hope france wins!!! idk who has more of a chance of winnign, but im hoping 4 france bc im learnig french!!!!


7/19/18

holy guacamole!!!!!!!!! there's been vocaloid 5 announced, and then theres touhou 16.5 announced!!!!!!! check on the vocaloid and 2hu pages 4 stuff about them!!!!!



8/11/18

SO! i just completetly updated the whole music on this site!! i have changed the music AND put all the music in2 a sugoi player so u can like pause music n stuff!!! ALSO at first i tried 2 have each page have its own music in its own playlist, but it turns out u can only hav 1 player on ur site at a time, so wat i did was i put all the music in2 one BIG playlist! so nao u can choose ur own music 4 each page!!!!! it has like 17 songs in it so i hope theres somthing ur gonna like!!!!!!!! also bc all of the music crefdits r in the plyalist, the credits/contact page in just the contact page nao!!


9/3/18

soo uhh i was gone 4 a loooooong time (well i mean not that long but you get the idea) bc school just started again 4 me so ive been busy n stuff w/ that BUT ill still probablyl update the site alot liek i did last year!!!!!!!!!! also its been raining a wholle lot this week, and its gonna keep raining! so now theres a whole buncha muishrooms in my backyard and they look downright sugoi!!!!

also i think im gonna start working on another "garbage" enrty, so stay tuned 4 that!!


9/9/18

happy cirno day!!!! its pretty fitting bc 2day its suuuper cold!!!!!!!!!! idk what else 2 say... im working on thre "garbage" thing rn, so gomenasai i dont have mkuch 2 say.... im busy!!


9/16/18

so i went 2 my schools homecoming last night w/ a group of friends. it was boring and it sucked. they ran out of lemonade (which was watered way down). it was rlly hot, and my feet hurt from wearin heels. my friends and i left early. tbh it was a very abstract kinda feel. i had low expectations and i was still let down. so ye.

ALSO!! i redid my music player 4 autumn!!! i tried to include some """"spooky"""" halloweenis music, and also some.... idk how 2 call it.... autumn music??? so ye theres alot of mountain of faith arranges in there for trhe "autumn music" and lots of eosd arranges 4 "spooky" music.


9/26/18

i finally updated the german portion of the site!! it took a while bc there was alot 2 add,,, but i'm glad i finally did it! i also added sum moar music 2 the music player!! i added another arrange from a "house set" album and yea ik theres already 2 songs on there from a house set album, but i thought this one fit rlly well!!


11/3/18

konnichiwa again!!! i havent updated in awhile bc ive been rlly busy w/ school and stuff and other things.... soo gomenasai!!!

it was halloween on wednesday, and i went trick or treating w/ sum of mai freinds!! i was marisa kirisame bc she is a cute! a CUTE!! i made the costume myself and im rlly proud of it!!!!! its soooo kawaii desu~!! i might post pics of the costumee

also ik lots of ppl dont liek almond joys.. but i daisuki them!! if u have any and dont want them pls send them to these coordnates: 38.212833, 45.7134459

one last thing!!!! ive added my 1cc chart 2 my 2hu page.... so look at that if u wanna!! im still gonna have some notes about some of the 1ccs... so ya


11/15/18

so!! i updated my music player again!!1 BUT!! this time its 4 winter and ik that its like not even december yet...... BUT!! wheer i live its strated snowing so its basically already fuyu (japanese 4 winter)!! and yea ik theres a few vchristmas songz on there and yea ik lotz of ppl are all leik "omggg y r u playign chirtsmas music already??" but thats y i have a music player wher u can choose ur own music, you bakas!!! so yea its not all chritamas there is some idk how 2 call it..... wintery music???? on ther aswell. so enjoy that!!

alsooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! foster the people released a new song!!!!! omg its sooo sugoi!!!! its liek.... idk man its rlly sugoi though!!!!!

1 last thing!! im gonna b gone 4 a week or somethin in new york!!!!! so gomenasai in advcance 4 not bein able 2 update!!!!!!!!! im rlly exsisted thoug!!!


11/22/18

back from nyc!!!! it was no sleep till brooklyn though bc sleepin on the bus was paiiiiiiiiinnnnnfullll!!!!!! but anyway, it was daijoubu! nyc is rlly weird and its full of wired ppl..... but whatevr!!! it cant be helped. i got a switchblade comb which is liek the sickest thing i own!

also its thankgsinivng 2day!!! so yea happy thankgsiving 4 you guize!!


11/24/18

HUAH!!!! i finally beat impossible spell card!!!! took me long enough!! i was stuck on 10-9 for ages bc its impossile 2 get remilia in the rihgt spots and just aguhggh and i was stuck on 8-7 forevr bc i was rlly dumb and didnt use the doll but whatevr!!!!!! gosh im rly happy tho


12/20/18

alright, listen up you bakas. I've been gone 4 awhile. you wanna know why? bc all of those viruses from shady anime sites must have finally caught up with me, and now my laptop is bricked. so rn im typing this from my phone, and it sux and its totally not daijoubu and autocorrect is totally janking me up and everything is kuso and it takes 4evr to type anything bc autocorrect keeps repeating words and ik im totally being melodramatic especially irl, if u know me irl, and December is totally janked up this year and omg i hate autocorrect!!! tbh I think I'm at my lowest point in years! t. local girl. anyway, that's why theres not as much spelling errors and fun that usually flavors my website 2day, so I gotta be a bit moar serious rn, which suxxxxxxx!

but u know what sux the most??? i missed my sites bday!! 2 yrs old!! im rlly happy and proud that its been here 4 2 whole years!! im very happy I found neocities, bc where else could i list wch 2hu is kewlest and have ppl care? tumblr? and go the ciryes route?? no way!! what I'm saying is that I'm thankful 4 neocities! arigatou 4 two (2) whole years! kampai 2 many more!!

a few more things! its exam week, and its the first time i've had exams in all my classes. but idc bc i know I'm gonna do rlly well even tho i didnt rlly do the study guides 4 sum of the classes! that's the kind of confidence you need! jk!!

part 1/2 of 1 last thing! yt rewind 2018 came out recently, and it suxx! most disliked yt video! pretty ironic, huh? if you look at the like 2 dislike ratio 4 yt rewinds over the years, you'll notice a beautiful exponential trend downwards. god knows how itll look next year!! I think the main problem w/ it is that it was made by corporate ppl in yt headquarters choosing the safest youtubers, yknow just beauty vloggers, fortnite yters, and generic run of the mill vloggers. they coulda been a shooting star and broken the mold, but no. they gotta appeal to all of the 9yr olds watching fortnite and their grandparents. its just stale bc everything in there is stale. b4 i saw it, i knew it was gonna b just like the last one bc they gotta appeal to eVeRyOnE!!!!!!!!!!!111 and by everyone i mean everyone and their mom. also, literally whomst wanted lele pons?? "lEtS gIvE tHe PeOpLe WhAt ThEy WaNt!!" nani??? hontou desu ka???? dare i say SOU NANO KA??? who wanted this, other than the big boss schmucks at the head of yt, wanting it to """""""""""appeal"""""""""""" to more ppl?? i think they just disconnected more ppl desu. rlly bad, 0/10, for the love of god please let there be an actual competitor to youtube. not vimeo, dailymotion, vidme, vidlii (actually vidlii is okay bc it reminds me of the good ol days). an actual, large competitor, with creative content, not just "oddly satisfying video #309275" or "beauty vlogger channel #2346985" whatever. like gosh youtube! stop favoring bland, generic, run of the mill "advertiser friendly" yters. its all the same!! i did like jaiden's pewdiepie chair, nice touch man.

part 2/2 of 1 last thing! on the topic of ""safe"" content, yknow what yt did?? they deleted all of mumkey jones's channels! emperor lemon has a vid explaining all of this here. he makes a lot of good points, but here's my 2 cents. yt is just digging their own grave, and ik ppl have been saying that for years, but that doesn't make it any less true. theyre pushing out the creative ppl, like mumkey, by pulling all of these kuso "community guideline strikes" or whatevr. and ik that this whole rant is biased in favor of "meme yters" or whatevr, bc thats what i watch, yknow?????????? but if theyre kicking ppl out for things like having a dark sense of humor, man that aint okay. they said mumkey was "promoting or romanticizing violence" or somthin like that, i dont remember all the details. like yea ik its a dark sense of humor, but its a sense of humor. he's not goin out there tellin ppl to go do bad things. so meanwhile, as mumkey is kicked out 4 having a different sense of humor than all the popular vloggers, you can find things that are supposed to be not on yt. if one channel shows a clip of a lewd anime grill, D E M O N E T I Z E D. however, dig deep enough (or not that deep at all), and you'll find softcore porn thats been on yt for like 4-5 years. like nani?? but thats comparing apples to oranges. if you poke around, you'll find videos from the true crime fandom. not all the ppl talking about em, but like actual videos from actual members, romanticizing the actions of actual murderers. sooo, dark jokes "glorify, promote, or romanticize" tragic events, but 15 yr old emo girls (stereotype ik) making videos about how mass shooters are total hotties are fine?? sou nano ka???? anyway, yt shouldnt have booted out mumkey.


12/23/18

Wowza!! episode 11 of memories of phantsm was just uploaded!!! its not subbed yet so that totoally sux but tis daijoubu! i can wait!! i think its the end to the imperishble night arc which is sugoi!! also they uploaded the trailer 2 episode 12, which i havent watched yet.

also i haev a laptop now!


12/25/18

chirtsams!!!!!!! i had a rlly nice chirtmas and i hope u did too!!! i got a beastie boys tshirt which is way past cool, and i got a marisa fumo!!! but not rlly bc its not here yet........... -.- and its gonna arrive in liek january and icant wait that long ;-; but idc bc i got a fumo!!! im rlly happy its sooo kawaii desu~

also i added a lot of links on the link page, so check those out if u want.


1/14/19

it's been awhile, huh??? yea i just didnt rlly feel liek updating my site, so whaterv.... happy rlly l8 new years!!!!!!!! i went 2 a new years party my friend was hostin, and it was cool. i rlly only talkerd 2 her thou, not bc i didnt know any1 else ther, but bc she just kinda GETS what ur talkin about. shes rlly cool.

also i updated the music player bc its not chirstmas anymoar so i got rid of the chirtsmsas music and replsaced it w. othr stuff. thers stil wintery music so ye

oh ye i forgot that uhhh alot of my time away was spent on makin this big moving picture, and ill totally upload it 2 yt or somthin, bc its an mp4, but not rn, bc i still gotta add voices n stuff liek that. so look 4ward to that


1/27/19

its rlly cold and rlly snowy rn!!! apparently theres gonna b this huuuuge snow storm goin throuh my area at liek midnight, so school better b cancelled!!! but at the same time it suxxx bc its 2 hot in the arctic so all the cold is goin down over where i live, but nah dont worry its cold in my freezer so climate change isnt real ahahhahahahha right???? ;-; GOD THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!!!! i'm gonna ignore the janky climate so i can get more money!!! you guize ever read the lorax????????? this is kuso and it really pisses me off ppl arent doin nuthin about it!!

anyway, my sink is also broken!! so insteada it bein like this, its like this and it gets yr clothes all wet and it SUX!!

IM RLLY MAD ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE


1/29/19

sumthin pretty wacky happened!!!!!!1 so school was cancelled yesterday, today, and tomorrow!!! they calld and said school wasnt gonna happen 2morrow (wednesday) at liek, 11 this morning... so yea!!! 5 days off.... gosh this whole NEET lifestyle is seemin pretty nice!!!! might drop out and become a NEET, gosh wouldnt that b nice, nevr havin 2 work..... but anyway!!!!!!!!

sumthin else totally wild, michigans got a state of emergency goin on rn.... thats totally wild!! its just too cold 2 do anythin!!

BUT!!! on a scale of 1-10, my anger rn is liek friggin JUNKO up in here! Pure fury!!! 101% SEETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i could melt all of this snow with the heat of my anger (poetic, ik)!!!! and you wanna know why???? because there's STILL ppl out there sayin stuff like "its cold outside, gosh we could use sum of that global warming rn!!!!" or doin stuff like "brought sum snow in this joint 2 prove global warmin aint real!! just owned all these libtards!! lmaoing @ yr lyf rn!!!" like GOSH! that's not how this works at all!! HI my name is clam hanson welcome 2 my ted talk!!

so u wanna know why this isnt how any of this kuso works??? rn, as of 1/29/2019, there's what ppl are callin a "polar vortex" movin from the north pole down 2 where i live an places around here. i think theres a name other than "polar vortex", but whatevr. so bc of all these factories n stuff like that pukin up their chemicals in2 the atmosphere, its makin a blaket around our atmosphere, trappin heat. so bc all this heats goin up 2 the atmosphere, its makin the arctic 2 hot 4 the polar vortex to be there, so it moves away, and then it makes the midwest all janky. so all of these ppl sayin "aw the midwest is 2 cold, so global warmin aint a thing!" man its cold bc of climate change!! also, ppl sayin stuff like "wow its cold in winter, global warming amirite?" alright, so i explained one thing wrong w/ this, heres sumthin else wrong w/ this: yea its supposed 2 b cold in winter, but good lord not THIS cold! also idk if other guize had this, but where i live we didnt rlly get any snow till early january. that's not normal, either. It's not "global warming", it's climate change, as in the climate- how weather normally goes- is changing in ways that screw with the plants n animals n stuff like that. SO in conclusion, the idea of "It's very cold, I don't see how global warming is a thing" is incorrect, because what we call "global warming" is making the polar vortex move south, which brings arctic temperatures with it.

or maybe i'm wrong, and okina is just jankin with us for sum kicks


1/31/19

gosh, i'm gettin friday off, too. ive had the whole week off of school!!!!! bein a NEET seems pretty cool now!!

ye i dont got much else 2 say... climate change is still pissin me off, but nah dont worry guize it aint real hahahahahahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right??????????????????

o yea i 4got 2 mention when i got my new laptop sumthin musta janked up some of my files, so all my progress on impossible spellcard was deleted. that SUX!! but i cleaard all scenes days 1 thru 9, but i still gotta finish day 10. BTW, heres how you clear 10-4 (remilia's spinny knife spell i think). if you max out the ghost lantern and use the hammer as your sub, you can go into ghost mode right as remiry starts spinnin the knives like crazy, and end ghost mode right as the knives stop spinnin like crazy, so thats how i beat 10-4. takes a few tries to get it, but i think thats how yr supposed 2 do it.


2/6/19

its already feburary 6....... GJSKGH. anyway, i got the day off again 2day bc its too icy. totally wacky!!!

i updated the music player (agin), but i addded the instruemtnal 2 "car thief" by the beastie boys bc that songs instruemtnal is perfect and its 1 of my fav songs from them!!

i might make another thing for "garbage", but idk what 2 make.


2/16/19

OH GOD I BEAT MOKOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i beat mokou!!!!!!!!!!! mokou has been beaten!!!! mokou!!!!! thers more mokou stuff on the touhou page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd extra clear!!!!!!!! now that's what i call a victory royale!!!!!!!


3/9/19

BRASS MONKEY THAT FUNKY MONKEY BRASS MONKY JUNKIE

hey guess what????????????????????? suwako!!! beat!! i beat suwako!!!!! it felt rlly surreal thoguh!!!!! suwako has been beat!!! SUWAKO!!!

thers more suwako stuff on the 2hu page!! now thats what i call another victory royale!!

so whats the time???? its time 2 get ill!!!!

also uhh i realized that the dancing orin gif, yknow the one, it uhhhhh kinda syncs up with "make some noise". orin's got good taste!

4/6/19

TEXAS!! i was in texas 4 most of spring break!! had a rlly nice time and guess what i found???? so we went 2 this japanese book store and they had copies of strange creators of oouter world!!! it was from spring 2018, but whatevr!!! its all in japanese, but it comes w/ a cd!!! i havent listened to it yet, but boy is it cool!! oh also i took sum fumo pics!! we went to a botanical garden and there was a bunhca fumo pics taken!!!

so yea thats why i was gone 4 so long!! gomenasai!!!!!!

also i updated the usic player 4 springtime!!! not as much stuff this time, but whaterv. uhhh thers sum PCB on there bc spring. thers nothin from hsifs bc i couldnt find anything 4 aunn. whatevr!!!!!!


5/4/19

NO SLEEP TILL REITAISAI!!!!

touhou 17 demo is coming out 2day!!!! have you seen the demo cd?? cute newhu!!

so ppl are talkin about whne the demos gonna come out, and i gues s ppl have been sayin its gonna come out at 10:30 AM jst, which is like 9:30 PM in michigan time, so its gettin pretty close!!

but then sum ppl said that the demo probbly will be up for donload 2 hours l8r, so i gotta wait till what? 11 or 12? and that sux, but whatevr!!

also orinrinrin better be a playable 4th! yea ik its rlly unlikely, but a game about animals?? in hell??? sounds like orin!!!


5/21/19

just beat flan-chan!!!! ended w/ 1 life and 3 bombs!!!!! i died once in the stage, and bombed all through patchy. i did pretty good w/ flandoll, i captured a buncha spells!!!! i've never made it to QED before this, her timeout usually janks me up, but i had extra bombs so i got through her timeout!!

who's next??? idk im prolly gonna go back to doing 1ccs for a bit, gotta unlock more extras!!


6/8/19

shcool is out 4 the summer!! well i mean its been out since 6/2, but whatever. umm i passed all my exams which is good.................... not much else ahppening rn.

BUT ANYWAY guess what????????????? ahhhh i got my first hard mode 1cc!!! imperishable night with border team!!!!!!!! i can sit at the cool kids table now :^)

6/23/19

mmmmmmmmmmmm its summer now!!!! well i mean it was 2 days ago but whatever. anyway, i made a new playlist for summer, which i think is alot better than the spring playlist. its got lots of imperishable night, cuz summer nights, ya knwo? anywya, that makes a whole years worth of season playlists!! prolly gonna reuse them, maybe if i find somthin sugoi, ill add it l8r on.

also it was my birthday a few days ago!!! i bought a record player!!!!!! and i got a bunch of records for my birthday! i got paul's boutique, raising hell, and a bunch others!!! but its not all good.... i was an impatient fool. instead of waiting and saving up some more money for a better player, i bought a cheap $50 one from amazon..... which came broken, smh. so we returned it and got a new one... but it's still cheap as sin!!!!!!! my dad bought me ill communication, right?? so i go home and put it on the turntable, and it skips!! turns out its not the record's fault, but the players, bc its got a cheap needle. smh. i remember my ma tellin me "its not good to cheap out on electronics", and i shoulda listened to her, bc now i gotta save for a better one! i was a total baka >.<


7/4/19

4th of july!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but this year its SPEICAL!! you wanan know why??? bc this year we acutally have firewrorsk!! yea one of my freinds has a fireworks store sso my ma and i went down and bought some. not a bunch but like..... enough, ya know?

so anyway guess whos gettin a noise complaint tonight!!!!!


7/19/19

hahahaahahha i passed my written drivers test!!!!!! 72/80 boyzzzzz!!!!!1 my ma took me to get ice cream to celebrate, that was cool (literalyl!!!!! HA) but anyway, i still dont have my permit bc you gotta have like 6 drives and i only have 3 rn, but whatevr.

um..... whatelse....... right!!!! i got an aya fumo!!!!!! she's sooo soft and kawaii!! my ma doesnt know nothin about 2hu, but she said aya's her fav bc of her hat. one of these days i'll get the motivation to post sum moar fumo pics, but not today >.<


7/22/19

AHHHHHH so i was playin katawa shoujo, right??? (spoilers btw) and i was on lilly's route, and i was on act 4, and i selected "talk about the letter" or whatever, but guess what??? i stil got the neutral ending!!!!! i realize its bc i didnt have enough, idk flags for lilly i guess? but still!!! oh god the ending!!! wright in the kokoro!! god it was painful! now i gotta replay and fix whatevr i did that screwed it up, smh.

but holy christ that ending


8/17/19

alrighty guize i got a story 4 u!!!!!1 so a while back in liek, july i think, my friend calls me up on the phone and tells me abot how she had a rlly awkward encounter w/ the cashier at speedway. so she starts goin 2 speedway and she invtes me to come along w/ her. so anyway we start goin to speedway regularly and we start talkin w/ the cashier and tbh we go there just to hang w/ him. so anyway this bascially went along the whole summer, it was liek a uhhh... speedway arc, i suppose. anyway we're bascally tomodachi w/ the guy now, and some of the othr cashiers bcuz we come in pretty often. anyway 2day we came in and since school starts on monday and he's quittin his job soon, we gave him a card that said "worlds best speedway cashier" and it was pretty kakkoi.


9/6/19

alright so rn, i'm like 101% MAD!!! you wanna know why??? bc of that whole shibayan records thing!!! so basically some dope found one of shibayan's songs and put a lil trap beat over it and spent like, 2 years w/o giving credit to shibayan. only till shibayan sent him a copyright notice or whatevr, then he bothered to give credit. also he started monetizing it, which is a huge douche move, bc he's monetizing shibayan's song w/o clearing the """""""""""""""sample""""""""""""""" (its not a sample its just the whole song). but anyway here's the kicker. the thing thats really been pissing me off:

from here:"I've gotta get the sample cleared, but I don't have a good way of reaching Shibayan Records, the person who made the song, because of the huge language barrier," Murphy told Rolling Stone. This being 2019, he's already fielding interest from major labels, eager to leap on what might be a next 'Old Town Road' - if that pesky sample can be cleared, of course." this whole thing is just another case of some westerner taking japanese stuff and claiming it as their own, because it's obscure, in another language, japanese, whatever. it's always those "pesky samples" that gotta be cleared. why "pesky", though? is it because they're japanese samples and you just dont wanna go through the effort???? hmmmm........ "its japanese so its not like anyone's gonna notice we stole it" that thinking is a lil... it's kinda... whats the word.....

one last thing, since he's been thinking about signing on to a label or whatever (with music that can barley be called his own), and since you could call the stolen song a touhou remix, isn't it breaking ZUN's rules about monetization of his works outside doujin scenes? hmmm..... anyway, i'm totally pissed.


9/9/19

happy cirno day!!!1 its totally sugoi 2day bc its triple 9's!!! ummmmm i dont haev anythig else 2 say XD