sur cette site!

j'ai fait cette site parceque j'ai eu ennuyé un jour, et j'ai decidé que je voulais avoir une site web!!! ouais, je sais que "site web" n'est pas feminine, mais... je m'en fous

vous trouverez beaucoup de touhou et vocaloid ici, mais aussi des anime si je me sens comme ça, et peut-être des autres choses!!

Sur moi!!!

konnichiwa, je m'apelle clam hanson!! j'adore touhou et vocaloid!! allez-y doucement!!!

elle, 17, je sais pas, hein!!

ici est un photo de moi

ici est un chanson que me décrit!!

j'habite sur le cercle-unité, à un angle de 60°

des choses j'aime

la musique:

vocaloid, antoha mc, beastie boys (je l'adore <333), run-dmc, beach boys, sex pistols, buzzcocks, the boys, ween, weezer, ABBA, agent orange, alice gas, hanatarash

mes youtube poops favori:

Deliver Us parce que c'est l'art, et aussi Spingleblab gets a horrible new job parce que c'est la plus drôle merde!! Link ordered a bomb, initiallement apelle "youtube poop - BILLY MAYS IS EVIL" parce que j'ai regardé tous les temps quand j'étais petit, et c'est tellement foutou drôle

les autres choses:

les chats, les bonbons, les mathematiques, etudie des langues, quand il pleura, gondola

sum thingz i dont like

billionares, rich ppl who spend all their time flexin online (like OMGGGG SHUT UPPPP), tomatoes, potatoes, and cheese. brie and camambert are fine, but they're on thin ice!

survey things i did for teh lulz bcuz if there's one thing i love more than talking about myself online, its talking about myself online:

taken from here

original source

What were you doing at 11 last night?

uhhh sleeping i think....

Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?

YEA!!!!!! WE'RE BFFS 5 EVER!!!

What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of?

hmmm..... probably homemade meatballs.... my makes those fukin amazing man...

What's the craziest thing you've done?

EGG RAID ON **** ****. but it was a single egg in his drivewya. there's proabbly other things but they're quasi-legal

Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say?

i freak out bcuz im on the seconf floor

Funniest thing that happened in the last 24 hours?


Do you have any plans for the weekend?

sewing probably

Would you change yourself for the person you love?

depends on what it is. smalll habits maybe, like uh.... idk

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?

no it was from my ma

Would you kiss anyone you have texts from in your phone?

yea sure

Do you find drinking unattractive?

man i dont fackin know....

When was the last time something bothered you?

this morning, it was my alarm

Do you know how to work a computer well??

yea pretty well, i can do a few hackerman tricks in command promt (its just youtube-dl and ffmpeg so idk if that counts lmao)

To who did you last give the finger to?

my brother cuz he was bein a prick

Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?

good question, idk. i sit like shinji in the chair and agonize over every desicion i make

Six months ago, can you remember who you liked, who was it?

when was six months ago.... APRIL??!?!?!? yea its the girlie i was talkin about here and im still in love w/ her (hope she int reading this lmaooooooo)

Do you like to hold hands?

yea its nice

Anything embarrassing happen today?

surprisingly no. some dumb fucks might say napping for 5 hours is "embarrassing" but they can fuck off

Would you ever go on a game show if you were offered?

no i'd want to but ik i'd be too nervous and fuck everything up

What does your phone do when it receives a new text?

beeps twice. my old fone could customize its notif sounds, but this one cant ;_;

Has anyone ever done mean things to you while you were sleeping?

no, praise god

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

no i dont have anyone i tell everythig to. this website isnt a person LMAOOOOOOO

Would you rather be at the beach or lake?

thats the same thing in michigan so uh.... both?

Last thing you spent money on?

candy at speedway........... he wasnt there ;_;

What are you doing after this?

idk, sleeping maybe

Your song of the week?

well i've had "push th little daisies" by ween stufck in my head all week, so that ig. also "henry ford" from ragtime was stuck in my head, so that too

Have you ever cried from being so mad?


Are you happy with the choices you've made?

mostly yes but the ones im not happy with really fuck me up

I bet you miss someone, huh?

speedway cashier......... ;_;

Would you rather be forced to eat 100 bananas or 100 apples?

100 apples man, i fuckin love apples

Have you dated the person you texted last?

dont even have to check to know the answer is def no

Is good grammar attractive?

i dont fackin know

Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

YEA!!!!!! I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

yea, and its funny i know 2 non-beastie boy Mike D's. one is a fuckin prick can't stand that bastard.

What is today's date?

1:34 am 10/3/20

Who was the last person to call you baby?

no one

Has anyone ever sang to you?

yea but it was like, for theatre, so probably not in the way the quesion was asking

What is your favorite color?

pink or light blue

What color are your eyes?


How tall are you?

idk. ill go for nice numbers and say 5'5

What do you have planned for tonight?

finishing this and sleeping

If you could have one wish right now what would it be?

i wish i had psychic powers

When is your birthday?


Do you want to get married and have children one day?

no. i cant imagine it ever happpening

Who is the 9th contact in your phone?


Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?


If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, would you?

uhhhhhh idk. i cant think of anyone rihth now

Could you go a day without eating?

def bcuz i forget to eat

Did your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decision?

idk..... i just kinda went ig.

What are you excited for?

fumo sale

Did anyone see you kiss that last person you kissed?

kissed my parents goodnight, yea probably

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?

yea i talk to my parents all da time

Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now?

i'd want to say yes but i know i'd be a nervous wreck and be freaking out all da time.

What are you listening to now?

shinji's SDAT

What woke you up today?


Would you take someone back if they cheated on you?


Have you ever dyed your hair?

no bcuz im scared i wont like it bcuz im a nervous wreck

Who was the last person you have a missed call from?

my ma

Where was your default picture taken?

uh...... no pfps on neocities....

How many windows are open on your computer?

just firefox with 3 tabs

Anything you really want?

fumos, pretty dresses, motivation to make those pretty dresses, crab cakes

How many pillows do you sleep with?


Can you have more than one best friend?


What was last thing you drank?


How many pets do you have?

4 cats

What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

hot chocolate

Who last texted you?


Who did you last text?

one of my amigos

Do you know anyone whose pregnant?


What do you want right now?


taken from here

Full name

clam genevive hanson (LMAO as if!! nice pseudonym)


uh.... clam hanson?





Where Do You Live Now?

still michigna


ma and dad :^)


one (1) older brother


uhhh..... STUPID!!!!! i cant figure out what i look like though

Favorite Animal(s)

catz :3

Favorite TV Show(s)

azumanga daioh and neon genesis evangelion

Favorite Kind(s) Of Music

BEASTIE BOYS AAAAAA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! or ween im really into ween

Favorite Movie(s)

the mask, end of evangelion, ponyo, the spongebob movie (the first one)


lmao didnt they ever teach you to not give that out online??

Future School

michigan tech because my ma wants me to go there, so i might as well. also i HEAVILY fw copper country. fuckin love it up there

Future Job

cowboy. but if that doesnt work out, park ranger. but if that doesnt work out, mathematician



Best Buds

BBJ, A.M, C.P, S.H, K.M, B.H, A.A, K.G

Favorite Candy

hmmmmm...... licorice, milk dudz, uhhh idk what else. swedish fish but they make my teeth hurt


sewing, riding my bike around, musical theatre, this website, ms paint doodles, touhou, rotting in my room, history and antrhopology

Things You Collect

fumos, records, god thats about it ;_;

Do You Have A Personal Phone Line

???? is that like a phone number???? no ig

Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex?

a kind heart :^)

Any Tattoos And Where Of What?

none but i want one that says "cheesed to meet you"

Piercing(s) And Where?

just my earlobes

What Do You Sleep in?

summer: big big big shirt with mario pajama pants. winter: sweatshirt with those same mario pajama pants

Do you like Chain Letters


Best Advice

"in 80 years its not gonna matter". but tbh it was a double-edged sword bcuz now i dont fucking care if i fuck something up bcuz its not gonna matter. but i also dont stress about it.

Favorite Quotes

P-A-R-T-WHY????????? BECAUSE I GOTTA!!!!!!!!!!!

Non-sport Activity You Enjoy

sweing :))))))

Dream Car

trueno AE-86, DUH!!!!!!

Favorite Thing To Do In Spring

ride my bike, but tbh spring is the worst season.

What's Your Bedtime

i usually go 2 bed at like, 11. but sometimes not

Where Do You Shop?


Coke or Pepsi

WHATAFUK IS DA DIFFERENCE????? but pepsi sounds like penis so that LMAOOOOOOO

Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?

satori komeiji outfit

Favorite Subject(s) In School?

maffs, innit luv? only fucking class i can stand doing online

Favorite Color(s)

pink or light blue

Favorite People To Talk To Online

i dont talk to ppl online bcuz i get nervous ;_;

Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper?

fuck both of them. GINGER ALE GANG WYA???

Do You Shave?

can't be assed to

Favorite Vacation Spot(s)

keweenaw peninsula bcuz when i went there i rode my bike down this massive fucking hill and it was the last time i felt alive

Favorite Family Member(s)

uhhhh all of them

Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid?

whatafuk is a paint chip

Favorite CD you own

phineas and ferb soundtrack

The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most

idk man.......

Favorite Food(s)

homemade meatballs, or crab cakes

Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?


What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?

fuck salad dressing

When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes?

ashes ig, man i never thought about

Do You Believe In Aliens?

hell yea dude. we gotta kill them to prevent them from reaching terminal dogma

If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?

professionally sit in my room and rot away. or mathematics

Things You Obsess Over

touhou, beastie boys, evangelion

Favorite Day of the Week

none of them i fucking hate all of them.

A Teacher You Hate

ap lang teacher.

Favorite Disney Movie

uhhh da little mermaid bcuz i wanna be ariel. or da emperors new groove

What Is Your Favorite Season?

fall or winter i cant decide

What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza?

olives n bebberoni :-DDDDDD

Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food)

no but the fries are fuckin great

If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live?

in da middle of nowhere, upper peninsula

Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends

sit in my room and waste away

Favorite Flower(s)


Favorite Number(s)

5, 16, 17, 18, 21, 1041, all multiples of 3

Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s)

salted caramel

What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?


What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

when i was out helping my ma at her studio, we went to a record shop afterwards, so i bought "tougher than leather" by run-dmc, and the guy at the register asked "do you want it back?" and i said "???" and he said "do you want it back?" and i said "???" and my ma said "he's asking if you want a bag" and i felt like a fucking dumbass

If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be?

no more obsessions with appearances, literal and metaphorical

Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush First?

uh........ both bcuz tbh i dont really think about that

Favorite Time of Day

night and its cold and the orange street lights..... downright sugoi

Can A Guy and Girl Be Just "Best Friends?"

yea sure man, i dont fucking care

Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?

wait because i'm too fucking stupid to notice signs

What's The Most Important thing In Someone's Personality

being nice :^)

Do you have a pager or cell phone?


Favorite Sport

figure skating but i only care about it during the olympics

What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received?

stereo system

How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?

half the ragtime soundtrack

What Did You Listen To While Completing It?

ragtime soundtrack

Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)?


Don't u just hate how psychics never win the lottery?

yea sure dude, whatever you say man