my life is boring. throughout the year i will watch every pixar movie and rate it. also i ahvent seen like, any new disney movies or whatever and i need to make myself more palatable and relatable and #normal and whatnot if i ever want a career in theatrical costuming. its a mind game
hmm its not as funny as i remember it but i still think "put that thing back where it came from or so help me" is a funny bit. good movie i liked it, it had soul
rating: A
um well it was like that one episode of evangelion wheere shinji and asuka have to learn to work together to defeat the angel. compared to monsters inc this felt pretty generic, like you cant make monsters inc with humans or whatever but you can make this movie with humans. also you can tell this movie was made by those devilish californians because there was no snow in december.
rating: uhh idk like a C i guess
now imagine if there was a movie and it was a romance between a man and woman and it took place in a big city and it had an adult contemporary soundtrack and it was a Metaphor(tm). um i thought it was kind of boring and i absolutey hated the romance and i did not like the male lead and there was so much therapyspeak. it kind of felt like an animated short that went on way too long. visuals were pretty though.
rating: C-
i was skeptical but this movie managed to break my hater's spirit. um i liked it. i love goofy wizard shit. this reminds me very much of smth my friends n i would come up w/ in 10th grade and think its the funniest shit evar. i did not like all hte scenes where he was drivin the van and he was not lookin at the road those stressed me out a lot. i think the mom and the manticore should have lezzed out for sure. dont worry im allowed to say that.
rating: A-
I watched this one with my beloved :^) I kinda miss how back in the day when 3d animation wasnt as uhhhhhh sophisticated , it felt like character designs were more shapey and unique... idk maybe that's just me. anyways um yeah good movie and there weren't any parts where I was bored so that's pretty good
rating: A-
tw: misogyny (but coming from myself. I'm not proud of my uh. feelings towards elastigirl)
I watched this one with my beloved :^) I thought it held up against the first one pretty well, it really had the same feeling as the other one and I mean that as a compliment. elasticigirl is very very very very very very very very very hot and I really liked all the ass shots. anyway good movie just as good as the first id say. I liked how Violet had more screentime as well because she was just like me at that age and sometimes you can't help but laff @ urself from that age. villain wasn't as compelling and the fuckin scene with jack jack and the raccoon was annoying tbh though
rating: B+
watched with my beloved :^) yea this movies good. its good. its a good solid moovy. lol everyone is such an asshole in this movie its so funny. i mean i cant say much else other than its just a damn good movie. the old 3d animation is very charming. i would like to personally thank john lasseter for helping all highschool calculus teachers struggling to teach limits by introducing the phrase "to infinity and beyond". if i was a high school calculus teacher teaching limits i would use the FUCK out of that phrase
rating: A
watchde with my beloved :^) this one is also bretty goode i had some good laffs. the b-plot with other buzz lightyear was pretty funny tbhdesu. ummm i also like how like, half of the entire toy story series is them trying to catch up to a car or whatever. i tinkathink that this is the funniest toy story
rating: A
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINOKINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
FVCKING KINO ALERT
rating: S
um it was fine yeah but um i didnt like how many cutaway gags there were LMAO also um i ddint really like how they kind of made buzz a nothingburger character in this one hes kind of an idiot but whatever. anyway it was fine and i think it should be last toy story oh fuck wait a second. i appreciate them going through with woody leaving them all i liked that. i also liked the romance between bo peep and woody because i love love ^_^ ending scene was very good
rating: A-
i watched this one with my beloved :^)
imagine there was a movie where instead of monsters attacking humans, humans attacked MONSTERS and also there was a forbidden world right at your fingertips but it was FORBIDDEN and you had to worry about contact with HUMANS and it was a Metaphor(tm). um it was alright i didnt really like the art style. something im starting to notice as i watch more pixar movies is that i think the movies where the leads are adults are more interesting than the movies where the leads are children. yes im considering the toys in toy story adults. the exception to this rule is elemental btw. but idk man. idk. i liked the big buff dad guy he was cool. i mean it kept me entertained but there really wasn't much uhhh meat to chew into. didnt feel much like a pixar movie tbh
my darling says there should have been more jokes which is not a complaint he has for movies very often. he said it was fine. yeah thats it
rating: B
watched this one with my beloved :^)
so this also did not feel like a pixar movie at all and it felt like even less of one than luca. it was very much generic 3d animated kids movie. the story was all over the place and the first half felt much shorter than the second half. i liked king george though he was a fun character and i thought the scenes with him were always good, as in, they utilized him well, as in, his choices make sense for his character while still being entertaining and fun. beloved said the beaver noises were cute which i agree with, he also liked some of the jokes. if i was 11 years old and at a sleepover and this was one of the movie choices for the night i would not say "omg omg omg guys we HAVE to watch this i looooove this movie".
i did like the initial sccene where the caterpillar becomes the mayor and is all evil and shit, that was pretty good and felt creepy in a good way, i also liked when the animals kept typing their animal emojis into the phone that was not only funny but also cute. also i liked the artstyle more than luca. this movie was kind of cute. funny animals. it was funny at some points.
ummm... guys? you're gonna wanna see this..! HE SAID THE LINE.
rating: B+