Umineko no naku koro ni

Welcome to my Umineko page!! I decided to go all out with the decorations this time~ i think id like to redo this page maybe...

btw, this page is all unmarked spoilers. if you dont want to be spoiled then you should LEAVE!!!!!!

this page isn't done yet, i think right nao i will just make this a page full of random umineko shit LOLOLOL!!! the main focus is on the page's presentation!!

before proceeding, pls click on the beatrice or battler portraits for some KINO

LOL WELCOME TO THE FUCKING KINZO KORNER!!!!!!!

THIS CRAZY KAHOOT FUCKING DESIRES BEATORICE

OUUUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH BBEEEEEEEAAAATOOOOOOOOOORICEEEEEEEEEE


TOP 10 KINZO MOMENTS

number 1: the one where he jumps out of the fucking window in episode five because HES FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!! LOL i wouldnt put it past kinzo~

number 2: the one where he goes YAMI WO KIRISAKU OH DESIREEEEEEEEE

number 3: the one where he loves his grandchildren in episode eight!!!!!!!

all other kinzo moments are unfortunately not as family-friendly as the others mentioned in this list. I apologize for the inconvienence

THE GREATEST UMINEKO VDEIOS

The ultimate collection of the greatest umineko videos of all time, selected for being of the highest quality and kino

not sure how id like to format this section, oh well

assume all videos have full-series spoilers, as well as higurashi and ciconia spoilers


THE BEATRICE PORTRAIT

u liek?


BEATP....... KINZP......... BEATPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


anyway i chose the magic ending because i think everyone deserves to be happy in the golden land; beatorice and battora can be married and happy in there and read mysteries and play games n shit ;_; ;_; they deserve it ;_;