oh god what is this page uhhh idk just where i fling out verbal assault at your ocular devices. the basement of the website, where the cursed texts are located. everything i say on here is strait from my head.

so jus twere i rwight random things



i wish that i could turn back time, cuz now the guilt is all mine, cant live w/o the trust from those you love

it ALLL returns to nothin it just tumbling tumbling tumbling downnnnnn.

i am going to drop out of school bc i dont feel like goin no more. what will i do after that idk, i'll cross that brigde when i come 2 it. i'm here for a good time not a long time

i am droppin out bc 1) i cant wear hats in school which rlly pisses me off. its a kuso rule of our culture and i hate it. i cant wear my friggin suwako hat to school and that pisses me off

#2. so they (when i say 'they" i mean like the ppl in charge of the school) give us like only 3 choices when we gotta answer "what r u gonna do after hs" and the choices r always college, trade school, or military. i dont wanna do nun of that. im gonna make up my own 4th choice just 2 spite them. idk what its gonna be, but i'll figure that out later. like i said, i'm here for a good time, not a long time.

  • so to expand on #2, i dont want 2 go 2 college bc i dont want to be swimming in debt i can nevr pay off 4 the rest of my life. i dont want 2 go 2 trade school or military bc they just dont rlly interrest me, and thats cool w me
  • #3. so uh yea idk when im ever gonna need 2 know how to solve quadriatics or unit circle stuff. like gosh that stuffs interesting and yea i like that stuff but god when am i gonna use it/?????

    so basically im goin thru my "edgy rebellious teen doesn't want to fit in the "cookie cutter" life" phase rn, but man i dont care. the whole system is a sham. im not goin 2 college, i dont feel like it! i'll do whatevr i want, this is my life!! im gonna drop out just to spite ppl tellin me what to do. I'll do whatever i please! if that includes running 4 president with a budget of like 40 dollars, so be it!!!

    i mean theyre always tellin you "aw you can b whatevr you wanna be" but they just mean "be whatevr JOB you wanna be". man screw that, i'll take it literally and be whatever i want!

    if i wanna drop out and become a hermit livin in the backwoods of the upper peninsula livin off rainwater, then thats what im gonna be

    the only thing keeping me sane is playing "pauls boutique" a million times per day. god that album is absolute gold.

    "torches" is rlly good too.

    i went to snowcoming on 2/16/19 and i had a good time. the music was godawful, but i went 2 dinner w my date b4 and had a rlly nice time.

    i got a bf, i love him very much

    oh my GOD pauls boutique is absolutely amazing

    my brother mains as meiling in soku and idk if he mains them but he plays as marisa (master) and the yorigamis (slave) in aocf

    we got a usb keyboard so my brother and i can play aocf 2gethr now. bc netplay dont work on the same ip, but using vs player and changin the controls, it works. i had to switch to wasd to move and jkl for attacks, though. but whatevr

    i main sakuya in soku, and reisen (master) and mokou(slave) in aocf. i dont know if reisen and mokou is a good combination, but whatevr

    i like these lyrics

    no one wants to hear you cuz yr rhymes are damn frantic

    home boy, throw in the towel, your girl got DICKED by ricky powell

    step to the rhythm step step to the rhyme, i got an open mind so why dont you all get inside

    shes got a gold tooth, you know shes hardcore. she'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door

    also i rlly like "year and a day" from "b boy bouillabaisse". i dont know how to pronounce "bouillabaise"

    i read "columbine" by dave cullen earlier this (school) year, and it mentioned the unabomber and i didnt know who that was so i read about him and i forgot who he was the sec i got off the wikipedia article and i still dont know who he is




    oh my god im so in love w/ my bf. i love him so much!!!

    my head hurts

    kinda weird how i wanna drop out bc i rembr back in like elementary school i was all like "im gonna go 2 harvard and bcome a scientist and win all the nobel prizes!!!" and i was super focused on school, yknow? like i was always worryin about grades n stuff like that. then i guess i realized it was all kuso and just gave up. like i just stopped caring about school bc oh my god i dont care anymore. i just want to do whatever i want to do. i just gave up on school because i just dont care anymore. jesus christ i dont care anymore. oh my god i dont care.

    education reform

    i just dont care anymore. i'm gonna drop out just to spite everyone tryna push me onto this path of "go to college and get a nice cushy job and become a wage slave to some dope and have a family and then retire" like god thats so boring. first of all, even if i were to work, i'd never be able to reitre anyway.

    the ultimate petty move

    like oh my god that might have worked for all these boomers, yknow, and thats cool if it worked for them. but its not workin 4 me. like man im glad they coulda gone 2 college and get a job easily n stuff like that. but like thats not gonna happen for me. like first of all i dont want to be a slave to a boss or a slave to some godforsaken company.

    and also i dont want to be a kgilbgillion dollars in debt bc i went to college.

    i really love a lot of ppl in my life. its important to let the people you love know that you love them. like just go up 2 whoever you love and just say somthin like "man i rlly love and appreciate you and im glad yr in my life"

    i did that 2day and tbh i rlly dont know why i did. well i did bc i love my homies. but like all of a sudden i was all like "i love and apreciate you" to mi amigos. i was totally whack 2day.

    unfortunately i couldnt say that to all the ppl i love 2day, bc i dont have any classes w. them, or they werent at school today, but i'll let them know 2morrow

    i cant believe we cant wear hats in school.

    what do i do now

    right i forgot i was gonna play StB

    i rlly like the album "starry cat" by starry cat. i cant make out what theyre sayin but i like the music

    theres an EP "home - slow" and its rlly good and i havent listened to it in a while so im gonna do that


    ew i dont want to do work

    i think im losin my mind this time, this time im losin my mind, said i think im losin my mind this time, this time im losin my mind

    so you know what sux?? i actualyl have to do work!!!!


    so whatcha want???????????????

    i speak fluent guitar

    but i dont play guitar.

    like i open my mouth and guitar noises come out

    so uh yesterday uh i was at the court of honor for my brother and uh i was talking w one of the adult leaders and uh it turns out they were in orchestra and they asked me why we tune to "a" and i said bc of the nazis bc i read that somewhere and im lookin at it now and it turns out thats a conspiracy. but when i said nazis they all laughed and i laughed too bc i know it sounded silly

    a clown goes honk honk, glowns go gonk gonk

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can i just take it easy and drop out????????/

    gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk

    awight so uhhhh greeks pronounce the letter "j" as a "y", so they prounounce junior as yunior, right?? i think. anywhay, so uhhhhh the trojan war, right? we say trojan with english "j", "j" as in juliett. and the city is called troy, like tray with an "o", right? so ppl from troy are called trojans, right?? and if what wikipedia says is true, then trojans spoke greek. so bc ppl from troy pronounced "j" as "y", wouldnt it be more right to say trojans as "troyans"???

    i also like "live at pj's"

    rlly tired rn

    dont wanna translate my site rn. i was gonna, but i rlly dont feel like it

    lmao whos michael cohen?? michael like mikhali??? like mikhali gorbachev tear down this wall?? dude thats wild. if you rearrange the letters in gorbachev you get cohegrbav, wchich is pretty close to cohen.



    double spoiler is HARD w hatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatatattatatatate bc her zoom SUXXXXXXXX

    also i'll be takin mighty fine pics, but then it gives me a GRAY CAMERA MARK, sayin "oh these pictures suck i should take em again" like shut up those weere fine!!!!!

    poetry in motion, cocout lotion, had to diss the girl bc she got 2 emotional. are you experienced little girl?? i wanna know what goes on in yr little girl world. cuz im on yr mind, its often you get me. i'll take yr pride 4 a ride if you let me.


    oh god when did trig get so hard?????????? it was so fun when it was just sohcahtoa, what the echks up with sine waves?????????????

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh law of sines????????? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    tan waves???????? how the hec do those work???? can i call those waves????

    oh god whats happeneingn?

    so uh doogle for goodle is goin on. "what do you hope 4 the future"??????? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk man i just want to chill and be comfy. no wait its actually "when i grow up i hoep" yea same thing whatevr


    i had a dream where yatsuhashi tsukumo died and i kept saying "i cant believe yatsuhashi is dead. she was very pretty"


    oh god its already 5:00

    you gotta fight

    for your right

    hey do you wanna drink a cocktail????? bc i sure do

    okay so theres this drink i made up called a "milk carlton"

    you make it by mixing milk and water together, then adding unripe strawberries w/ the leaves. like you cut up the strawberries but not unleaf them.

    ive never had it

    no its not a spelling mistake its called the milk carlton not the milk carton

    mmmmmmmmmm im super tired




    caps lock is cruise control for cool btw ;))))))))))

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my godddddd

    frikkin love fried rice

    whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat do i do now?????????????????

    oh my GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im SPITEFUL and ANGRY and im gonna start a revolution. just you wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADNGRYYYYYY

    ahhhhh i ate too much friedd rice am feel sick


    so umm when i was in texas i had this dream. so i was in russia telling a russian guy how to fix his countrys infrastructure bc his building kept collapsing and it was kinda funny bc as i was telling him things, like 2 buildings fell down and he got really mad. but anyway i left him later bc he was being rude, so i was walking aroun this field and there were these shrines for deceased ppl scattered around the field. so i went up 2 one and there was a small picture of some lady, idk who it was. but i said to myself "i shouldnt screw around here" so i started walking back to a parking lot to go home. as i was walking, i turned around and i saw a blind homeless man. for some reason he was tryna find me but i said "he cant find me he's blind" so anyway i kept walking and i walked past a shrine and peeked in and the homeless man was there, then he tried to attack me and he kept finding me and i was like "what the heck" so i attacked him back and i scratched up his face, but he never really attacked me he just kinda slightly hit my face, so i totally overreacted. but anyway i kept scratching and i saw his face close up and it kinda looked like that one "i am god" image from x. then there was a message that said "sometimes what you do in retaliation is more hurtful than what people do to you beforehand" or something like that. then i woke up thinking "oh my god i think i'm going to die soon".

    it was a rlly freaky dream.


    haaaaaaa you knwo hat time it is??? alsmot time 4 school 2 be done!! golly the year went by fast, prolly bc i got a kgnibllion snow days in 2nd semester. its gonna be niiiiiiiice to take another break and become a NEET over the summer!!!!!

    im becoming the personification of the wham rap. is that a good thing?? hmmmmm.........

    gonna buy a record player!! so frikkin exicsted!!!! my parents are gonna hear pauls boutique blaring at 3 am every day, so they better prepare for that!!

    i've been doin tons of housework for a while to get enough money to buy one, and a few records, cuz i don't got a job!!!! I may not have a job, but i have a good time!! i take pleasure in leisure, i believe in joy!!!

    alright i gotta tell you guize a story. its kinda gruesome/gory so just a warning 4 those of you sensitive about that sorta stuff.

    so last month, i was in a production of les mis, right? if you gots to know, i was in the chorus. but anyway, after the final performance, we were striking the set, right? there were 3 performances that day, so we were all rlly tired. anyway, there was this guy cutting sum pvc pipe w/ an electronic saw (is that what it is? i dont know) but anyway the edges of the pipe were kinda jagged, pointy, sharp, ya know? so i took the pipe to go, idk dispose of it, i suppose. as i was walkin away, i was throwing it up into the air and catching it. but i forgot the edges were sharp, so i tried to catch it once and the edge cut my finger DEEP. it rlly hurt and there was blood spilling out everywhere and it was cut so deep!! so i immediately got overdramatic. my friend saw me and was like "dood we gotta get you a bandaid" or sumthin like that. i was overreacting cuz i was super tired, saying stuff like "oh god i'm just like eponine theres blood everywhere" anyway the guy w/ the buzz saw gave me a bandaid as i was walking past him, idk how he knew but i guess he just did. then my other fren said i neeedd 2 wash it so i took the bandaid off (mistake), and washed it in the dressing room sink. then i realized i had no bandaid so i went the rest of the night w/ a paper towel wrapped around my finger. i told my ma about this whole thing, like a week after it happened, and i told her "i think its gonna scar" and my ma said "if you get an cut you think is gonna scar, you gotta let me know about it when it happens", which is something i did not do.

    okay so if you skipped the last paragraph you can keep reading here bc theres no more gory stuff.

    anyway, after the thing above happened, the cast was gonna go to an ihop and, idk just hang around i guess. so anyway i asked my ma and i know she wanted to say no, bc it was late, and it was far from where we lived, and she was worried abut me getting a ride home, but i convinced her to say yes. so anyway i asked my friends if they could give me a ride home and they said "yea sure" so anyway we went to ihop, and ~15 minutes later their ma comes around and says theyre goin home in like 30 minutes 4 whatevr reason, so i asked "you're givin me a ride home right?" and she said yea where do you live and so i told her. then she says oh we live like 3 minutes away from here, and you live super far away, so i dont think we can. and i said "okay thats alright". so anyway i dont havea ride home and i just start laughin so hard, man. because i made so many dumb choices that day, it was just so frikin funny. my frinds are just kinda like "dude are you okay" and im like "yea its just so funny". so anyway i text my dad to see if he can pick me up, and he's very kind so he said sure, and so my dad pickd me up at 12:30 am from ihop. it was very nice of him to do that, i was very thankful. also he told me that in the parking lot for the bank next to the ihop, there were 2 ppl making out in their car, so that happend also.

    alright thats enough stries for today, i'm ptryy tired and also i cant think of anymore

    got arrested at a mardi gras for jumpin on the boat, my man mca's got a beard like a billy goat!!!

    you heard my style, i think you missed the point.... its the joint!!

    so for a while there was a horrible stretch of time where there wasnt pauls boutique in full on youtube, the guy who made a playlist had his channel removed. but some1 uploaded the full album!! here is is!

    i think im driving my ma crazy w/ my "drop out, dont go to college, dont work, here for a good time; not a long time" rhetoric.

    high plains drifter, but im never in a hurry!!


    oh GOD im so frikkin stressed!!!!!!!!!!!! im so frikkin PARANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    these are trying times rn..... smh

    all i really want is for someone to offer me a nice egg in this trying time

    im thinkin of makin a list of albums i like. chart?? are those charts?? do i chart those things??? idk man, but i gotta keep track of them

    so frikkin paranoid, man



    sometimes you gotta be the one to offer yourself a nice egg in those trying times

    AUEHCH i dont even know what to think


    so a while ago i had a dream where i was on a small pirate ship wit h some friends. anyway we were just dinkin around on the ship and all of a sudden we found boo radley and we're all like "dude!! its boo radley!!" and so i went up to him and i wanted to say the famous line (hey boo) and i was just enough awake to tell my dream self "alright you gotta say the line" but i screwed it up and i said "hey radley" instead.

    my bangs are gettin way too long i gotta cut them soon.


    so a few weeks ago i was in a production of footloose, right? if you got to know i was in the chorus. but anyway, we were doin our dress rehersal, and "almost paradise" was goin on right then. if ya dont know thats the sceen where the two leads kiss, right? so anyway i was hangin out downstairs (cuz our green room is under the stage), and most ppl were upstairs backstage gettin ready for the next scene, which we were all in. so anyway b4 i go up, i go in2 another large room downstairs to get som water, right? (cuz that big room is where we put all of our stuff n hang around n do whatevre) so anyway i walk into the room, see two ppl makin out, then turn 360 degrees and walk out.

    i mean holy christ they were just in the middle of the room, they didnt even try to hide themselves. and of course it was during almost paradise.


    dos monos - dos city

    idk what theyr sayin, but it soudns cool.